bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via yelled)

simulates:
teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful
signs you should dump him sad but true :(
nitrogen:

(18+)

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via t-aiji)